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Our Tribute to Joan Rivers
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We were sad to hear of Joan Rivers’ passing today. We’ve put together our own tribute to one of television’s funniest women.
Joan River Jokes
We found some of her funny material online and want to share it with you here:
“I was born in 1962 … and the room next to me was 1963.”
“I wish I had a twin so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.”
“Don’t talk to me about Valentine’s Day. At my age, an affair of the heart is a bypass.”
“I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.”
“Not all plastic surgeons are good. My cousin went to one and told him she wanted to turn back the hands of time. Now she has a face that could stop a clock.”
“On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.”
